Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Your penis caused this!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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