Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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