thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
