Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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