I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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