I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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