dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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