Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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