There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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