i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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