I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Did you just see the Batmobile???
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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