y did u give ur computer a hand job?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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