he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
