That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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