SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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