So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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