You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You ate ashes out of my bong
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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