She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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