I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
ugly people sure do ruin things
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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