I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
The adults are the big ones right?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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