The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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