im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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