we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
high people should be assigned attendants
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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