"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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