I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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