Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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