Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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