I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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