she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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