turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
my shit smells like andre
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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