Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Even my vagina gasped.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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