bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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