I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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