I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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