Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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