ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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