How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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