Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Randomize
