Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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