problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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