Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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