Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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