And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Randomize