Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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