i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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