is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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