Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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