I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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