bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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