I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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