Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Randomize
