Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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