She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
