let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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