You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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