The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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