6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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